
About us
A small team, a lot of hills and a joke that got out of hand.
Who we are
The people at the finish line
A majority-women team of three, plus a wider crew of former riders and friends who help out.

Rob Gardiner
Event director & founder
Drew the original punishing TPA route and has been apologising for it since. A long-distance tourer across several continents who found ultra riding in his late twenties, briefly held a world record and has raced in a number of countries. Also runs Follow My Challenge UK, so he is the one who knows why your tracker isn’t pinging.

Nadia Hussain
Event director
A recent cycling convert who was roped in during the very first event to locate riders in Wales and the Cotswolds, and never really left. Not an ultra rider, but an avid dotwatcher and the only team member to finish the Fasted500. Offers a perspective untainted by a lifetime on two wheels, and is known for having the best team snacks.

Kitty Dennis
Event director
Finished Wild West Country in 2022, came back the next year as a roving reporter and photographer, and has since bravely volunteered to recce Great Dun Fell in a gale to check it was safe. When not risking life and limb for riders, she works for DotWatcher. Responsible for most of the photos on this site that make you want to enter.
How it started
A throwaway comment, then a route 48 hours later
When the 2021 Transcontinental was postponed for a second year, Rob jokingly suggested to Andrew that they should hold their own event in the UK instead. Two days later a route was drafted. A week after that a webpage went live. Less than a fortnight after the joke, the first rider had signed up.
That first edition tried to replicate the length and intensity of the Transcontinental on the roads of mainland Britain. Ten riders left Lockerbie in a heatwave. One reached the finish in the Cotswolds, 2,400 kilometres later. It was, by common consent, too hard.
What we learned
You don’t need to try to make a route hard in the UK. So we stopped trying. Our routes now simply go in search of the beautiful, the iconic and the overlooked, and the attrition arrives of its own accord. The best British riding is also the hardest: gradients above 20% are common and descents are rarely relaxing. But on a clear summer’s day it is worth every drop of sweat.
Wild West Country arrived in 2022 as the event most people could realistically finish, and it brought a wave of first-timers into the sport. Mountains of the Merfynion followed in 2023, two years in the making, for drop-bar bikes that don’t know their place. From 2026 we run two events a year: Wild West Country every May, and the other two in alternate Augusts, so that we can keep doing this properly and occasionally sleep.
About the name
“Perfidious Albion” is an old diplomatic insult for Britain’s habit of promising one thing and delivering another. British riding has the same habit. The view sells you the climb; the climb then sells you nothing. We thought that was funny. We still do, mostly.
The wider crew
Friends, former riders and familiar voices
Liz Hughes
Finished Wild West Country in 2022, returned in 2023 to intercept riders along the Dorset coast. An experienced racer across disciplines, a coach and an MTB guide.
Joe Tresadern
The first rider to finish both Wild West Country and The Perfidious Albion, and later one of the first two to complete the Triple Crown. Has hunted the hills of Wales with a camera for us. His strategy of riding pub to pub has yet to fail.
Andrew Phillips
Co-founder and winner of the inaugural TPA. Now works for Lost Dot, so has stepped back from organising, but still helps with logistics and commentary.
Louis Moorehead
Fourth at TPA23, and the voice of DotWatcher’s TPA commentary since. Still keeps the embarrassingly optimistic pacing notes from his own ride on his phone.
Robbie Britton
Commentates Wild West Country on DotWatcher. Has described the route director as an over-used Stretch Armstrong doll, a retired children’s climbing frame and a part-time wacky waving inflatable man. We gave him an award.
Nicky
Designs the caps, t-shirts and the illustrations on this site. The reason a stamped finisher’s tee is something people actually wear.
Tabs
Rode Wild West Country in 2024, then swapped the bike for the registration desk at the next two editions. Claims he keeps coming back for the events. We know it's for the guinea pigs.
“Indeed it was a pleasure to be part of the whole Perfidious Albion community. Everyone really played a part in supporting each other.”
Finisher, The Perfidious Albion